Curse

bulletsmile · Jan 30, 2006, 11:57 PM // 23:57

coz this thread says so

why does this thread say so?

megalomaniac_mutant · Jan 31, 2006, 12:06 AM // 00:06

thaaaaaaaaaats a tricky one....

because nightrunner started this thread.

and why did he start it?

xxSilhouette · Jan 31, 2006, 12:17 AM // 00:17

beacuse he had a dumb question.

Why would he have a dumb question?

hyori finkl · Jan 31, 2006, 12:38 AM // 00:38

Because it's the game.

Why can't people lick their elbows?

darkMishkin · Jan 31, 2006, 01:07 AM // 01:07

Because they spend so long trying to work out which one is closer.

Which elbow is closer?

I pwnd U · Jan 31, 2006, 04:24 AM // 04:24

my left?

Why are we askign which is closer?

xxSilhouette · Jan 31, 2006, 04:33 AM // 04:33

beacuse we can't think of other questions.

Which one is actually closer?

darkMishkin · Jan 31, 2006, 04:37 AM // 04:37

The one you'd least expect.

Who was the first person to say: "When in Rome..."?

I pwnd U · Jan 31, 2006, 04:45 AM // 04:45

shakespear

Who was the first person to say CANNONBALL!!!?

xxSilhouette · Jan 31, 2006, 04:47 AM // 04:47

I was.

Who was the first person to drink beer?

darkMishkin · Jan 31, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50

God. And boy did he need it when he realised he'd created all this ****.

Why did Kevin Kostner think it was a good idea to make "The Postman"?

Tricose · Jan 31, 2006, 10:51 AM // 10:51

because he officially lost it and wanted to leave something that would scar us forever

y can u never open a packet of tomato sauce when u need to?

darkMishkin · Jan 31, 2006, 11:35 AM // 11:35

because your hands are all sweaty from the sheer excitement of owning a packet of ketchup.

Why do we usually write on the top-side of a piece of paper?

Tricose · Jan 31, 2006, 11:53 AM // 11:53

because if we wrote on the bottom it would become the top there fore all paper has no top and bottom only pre turning and post turning sides

y do I talk such nonesense?

xxSilhouette · Jan 31, 2006, 01:19 PM // 13:19

beacuse you have eaten to much ketchup.

Why did you do that?

darkMishkin · Jan 31, 2006, 01:35 PM // 13:35

Because someone (possibly a Heinz shareholder) kidnapped my children and said I had to 'consume' 24kg of 'branded Ketchup' in 24 hours.

If one hour was removed from all days of the year, which hour would you choose to lose?

xxSilhouette · Jan 31, 2006, 01:53 PM // 13:53

2 pm.

Why 2 pm?

darkMishkin · Jan 31, 2006, 02:56 PM // 14:56

Because you a nasty-meany strict boss, and you don't want me to have my daily siesta

Why am I not in a hammock, right now, relaxing?

Tricose · Jan 31, 2006, 04:00 PM // 16:00

ur working to feed ur self and family due to taxation laws brought in by jerry from "Tom and Jerry"

y doesnt Tom just leave jerry alone?

darkMishkin · Jan 31, 2006, 04:20 PM // 16:20

Jerry killed Tom's kittens with a corkscrew, two lemons and a pirated-cd copy of 'Live-8'.

How many people actually died during the filming of Jaws?